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Price A Pair Of Kicks (2023)

Writing & recording exercise currently happening August 31-September 15, 2023, in which Shirt will write and rap on any piece of music of anyone’s choosing for a $300 fee.

Please send all inquiries to: shirtathome@gmail.com

Select tracks in progress w/lyrics are available to stream below:





Let Your Head And Your Heart Work Together 
(2023)


Produced by 6M
Written by Shirt

Bless the Tik Tok girlies
Let your head and heart work together, they already do
Break your own rules, that’s a power move
10 o'clock that's a shower move
10pm don’t kill me I ain’t found the food
Freak coming for my solitude
Be careful with kids in a funk
They got some frustration to dump
I know kids born mad from the jump
I don’t blame 'em for shit I know too much
What you really know 'bout what you want
I been learning listen to my gut
I ain’t doubt myself not once
I ain't made a dollar in damn near months
So so so so so so so frustrating and also crushed
You can’t be used then you can’t be trust
Don’t talk to me 'bout Elon Musk
These people feel they can’t be touched  
J Peterson's I eat for lunch
J Rogan ass these are punks
That’s a place from we don’t budge
Ain’t nothing that we don’t touch
All these people jobs all in flux
All positions, net worths go bust
Anyone's dreams can be crushed
Especially if your shit sus'
Fuck around find your ass in cuffs
I don't even believe in the just'
––S


Bart “Baldessari” Simpson 
(2023)


Produced by Super Ugly
Written by Shirt

Archie, I need Pusha T on it
Appreciate you putting me on it but I need Pusha T on it
Beyond the point I can hide it
You seen what I can do alone I need you to see what I do beside it
The modern rap star
As far as being ahead I’m mad far
Don’t you know rappers predict the future?
I predict my ass off
Said it out loud I want it better and had the balls to ask for it
Only hurdle been not having the cash for it
But I got a feeling this shit coming I’m on track for it
The game is put the ball in the hoop even if it hits the backboard
So what I’m Bart “Baldessari” Simpson on the blackboard?
I’ma think of ways to get in there and do my vanguard
No raps in the backlog
I rather put ‘em on somebody’s dream who got the knack for it
Cut out all the nonsense, cut out all the act hard
Hardest shit you can be is soft
Quote me, I seen the cost
Scary
Tell a rich person let a poor person hit Target a couple times
I don’t think people put it together how easily shit misaligns
I wanna go get deodorant it’s not that I don’t wanna wait in lines 
I can be waiting in line, get there, and my card declines
People behind me in line, that shit happens all the time
Ask anybody who work there, shit happens, it’s not a crime
This people work 9 to 5
This people work 10 to 10
This on the globe end to end
I need that shit MSM
I need
––S




I Don’t Golf 
(2023)


Produced by Gepetto
Written by Shirt

Rather go to march than go to Mars
Please don’t talk to me ‘bout Bruno Mars
He’s cool but I don’t follow stars
Five LR’s trekking through the march
Everything you ever heard was a farce
Shit they teach you to fuck with your thoughts
Battlefield scars soaking though the gauze
Don’t miss the trees for the forest
All that nonsense what a boss is
How about no boss/employee shit?
How about we just join forces?
Me and my bitch on the beach on horses
I see it like Deana Lawson’s
I don't play about my stance on abortion
That’s you mama, get to tossing
Yeah, the shit happens way too often
Change social services you gon’ see a change in the culture
Smarter people than me told you
Whole worlds you’ll never see
One block over from where you be
Take another way home you’re free
Even if it just means across the street
Teed up
Teed up
Teed up
Teed up
Teed up
Teed up
I don’t golf, I don’t golf
I don’t fucking golf, I don’t fucking golf
I don’t fucking golf, I don’t fucking golf
I don’t golf
––S





Vis-à-vis 
(2023)


Produced by DJ Red
Written by Shirt 

Gold tarantula hold your mansion up
Reverse psychologist, do a tour of colleges
I have to keep rapping ‘cause there’s no one rapping like me
Make art from sight-see
Crazy, I might be
What if I plant the seeds for a money tree?
What if I never be who I don’t want to be?
What if it’s not major league or minor league?
What if they constructed this binary?
But this shit exists outside of you and me
And it got nothing to do with me
And I could side step beautifully
What if my shit exist just for me to do and for you to see?
What if I never told you what you do to me or what you mean to me?
What if I could turn words to scenery?
What if I can describe the world perfectly and all it mean to me and seem to me?
What if we switched and I was you and you was me?
Vis-à-vis
You might piss your pants
Might have to hit Coachella, skip the dance
Fuck your prom, don’t even tell your mans
Get your girls, make the plans
Water the plants
Life is all about romance
Even the romance you make for yourself, don’t skip the chance
Fuck your list of demands, listen to the sands
––S





Someone Something 
(2023)


Produced by Jules
Written by Shirt

Asking with every work can I have a career now?
That shit not sustainable, so from here on out
I need you to understand the words coming out of my mouth
This shit getting weird, it’s weirding me out
Do you not see me out here giving this shit my all?
You never heard when someone’s on fire you give ‘em the ball?
When you can do as much as I can do with nothing, no resources or nothing
I mean, it gotta signal to someone something
You’d think
So maybe my time coming, it’s not for nothing
Or maybe I’m bugging, I wish I knew if I was bugging
I like the saying, what would do if you knew you couldn’t fail?
I gotta say I live the answer to that at scale
What’s your favorite meal with kale?
Bibimbap
You still being anti-trans? Eat a limp cock
Me and S Rushdie in the Civitella hills
I’m never not one with the thrills
But I’m not the type to pose with my kills or show the extent of my skills
Who got the spills?
Who, what, where, when, and how it feels
What Dana say now? I get the chills
––S